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Ancient engraving sheds light on Tibetan Yeti legend!

An engraving dating from the 7th or 8th century AD has been discovered recently in a long lost cave deep in the Hindu Kush. The cave located just a few miles from Kabul was recently unearthed by archaeologists tracing the steps of Dyfyd Llewllyn a Welsh explorer from the Victorian era. Local diggers were petrified  by the hideousness of the creature in the engraving and refused to enter the cave. However, British experts were able to identify the piece and told us that the monstrosity pictured was the legendary Tibetan Wuwu Yeti, a fabled beast said to have fed on the dead carcasses of defeated opponents (the legend goes on to say that the Wuwu Yeti starved to death).

The Wuwu Yeti was thought to be a mythical creature but during the last few years there have been reports of such a creature in a number of places in Asia ranging from Bangkok to Hong Kong. Until now,  no real evidence has been presented for its existence, but the descriptions from contemporary witnesses match the repugnant creature from the Kabul engraving. Is this a coincidence or does this foul beast really exist?