‘Tibetan Ex-Knights
Exit ‘
Or
‘The Deli Lama Gets Sandwiched’
Once again we return to the diary of Dyfyd Llewllyn as he continues his expedition
to survey the Silk Road routes of Central Asia and the battlefields of the now
rather extensively documented Silk Road Wars.
26th April 1873
Well here we are again, at yet another battlefield and
yet another story of an army trying to push the infamous King Ganasha off his
perch. This time it was those bloody Tibetans again. From what I have learnt ,
their leader ‘The Deli Lama’ was a great warrior, if not such a great general –
oh, but I get ahead of myself! Let me start this tale as my friend Gerupta
Singh relayed it to me.
Those bloody Tibetans with their bloody armour and bloody
yaks were trying to invade again. This time they had thought to trap Ganasha The
Almighty and his Hepthalites against this bloody marsh. But by now, you are
knowing that Ganasha The Crafty is not so easily outmanoeuvred. He tricked the
Tibetans into giving away their positions and manoeuvred his army to hold the
high ground (1) With woods on his right flank and this large hill in the centre
he was very happy indeed.
At the same time the Zhing Zhang nomad ally general , Zhu-Li-Zhu-Li-Zhu-Li
Zhing-Zhang-Zhu, loyally sent his horse archers forward to cut off the enemy’s
retreat and exploit the large gap in their flank.
But this is not all. There was more to the brilliance of
Ganasha The Well-Planned. For on this very hill he had hidden more Huns and a
group of blessed elephants. Sensing the time was right, he pushed them forward
towards the centre of the Tibetan army. It was with great fear and wobbling of
the knees that the Deli Lama realised his doom had come! To add more pressure, Fagash The Wise sent a small group of Huns
to skirt around the far left of the marsh, while he moved to the centre to
support his King.
Well, it is true to say the Deli Lama was most disheartened
by this turn of events. It was all he could do to form his troops into some semblance
of a battle line. Just as they were doing this they were struck by the first
attack of the main Hun force. Many Tibetan cataphracts were slain in this first
attack, but they resolved to get their revenge and counter charge. Alas, this was
not to be so. For the gifted Ganasha The Masterly, had another trick up his
sleeve.
The Huns broke away from the centre in flight before the Tibetans could
strike back at them. But it was only a ploy to lure them on. Stalled the
Tibetan response was to do nothing
.
Suddenly, the Huns turned again and charged back into the
front of the knights, while on the right flank the nomads had worked their way
around the rear of the enemy lines, trapping the Tibetan Commander in the
process.
And he was not the only general to be surrounded as on the opposite
flank one of his subordinates was also isolated.
The Tibetans crumbled. The subordinate general was quickly
dispatched.
The Deli Lama… well, he fought like a yeti! He repulsed the enemies that had surrounded
him and managed to slip away from the battlefield as his army routed.
And so it came to pass, that the Deli Lama escaped but was
still many, many miles from his home His journey would be long and arduous with
many perils. And thus began the Waynyssey, the story of the shamed Tibetan
chieftan and his journey home… but it is very dull and boring and I won’t make
you suffer it, Sahib! (2)
So there you have it. Another great victory for Ganasha.
I am told that we only have 1 more battlefield to visit before we move further
along the Silk Road in search of Ganasha’s fabled capital, The Palace of The
Golden Goat. (3)
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1. Wayne
rolled a 2 and I rolled 1, so him doubling me meant he deployed first J
2. Wayne
is officially out of the campaign running as he has lost his 3 lives. However,
he will play as the stand-in opponent for Bob on the bottom table as he tries
to fight his way through the converging armies and back to Tibet.
3. The
current standing is Anthony and Bob have 1 life each, and I have 2 lives.
Anthony is the next opponent and when I beat him I will have beaten each player
consecutively and therefore become the Grand Poobah and Keeper of Goats without
having to beat Bob (again).
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This was one of those games where everything went well. The
terrain fell quite well, and Wayne deploying first was a bonus, but not really
a big advantage. It was obvious that he had a large force off-table somewhere
and my main fear was that it would be a delayed command (which would have buggered
up my attacking his flank). As it happened it was a flank march on my right and
would have come on the turn after his army broke. His first move of bringing
the LH too close to the wood set the tone for the game really. They were trapped and without them his flank was wide open. That only really left the
option of pressuring his centre to stop them from protecting that flank. The
match up for Wayne against the Huns is very hard as my army is far larger. I
learnt from the errors of our first game and tried to keep the space open for
the LH. As ever, Wayne defended well but the odds were too far against him. End
result: 25-0 (I lost 3 LH(s) elements).
Next, Anthony and the Indians. Having learnt from our last
game I have a plan. However, I can also rest on my laurels somewhat as I have 2
lives and can accept a draw, whereas he cannot (a draw = 1 life lost each).
So, until the next (and final instalment), I bid you roll
well and may the Goats be with you!