Recovering for the Tassle Tussle
(Campaign action as introduced <here>)
As noted previously by Vantonigivussakissa (don’t pronounce it sober) <here> the first force of the Deli (Llama) Delivery Service (known world-wide as the Shaggy Horse Excellent Sandwich Supply Service - SHESSSus) had met an uncomfortable end at the hands of low class Hindus with big cleavers while avoiding the pachyderms. A classic example of a highly manoeuvrable army over doing the parade ground formation changes and getting mobbed.
(Campaign action as introduced <here>)
As noted previously by Vantonigivussakissa (don’t pronounce it sober) <here> the first force of the Deli (Llama) Delivery Service (known world-wide as the Shaggy Horse Excellent Sandwich Supply Service - SHESSSus) had met an uncomfortable end at the hands of low class Hindus with big cleavers while avoiding the pachyderms. A classic example of a highly manoeuvrable army over doing the parade ground formation changes and getting mobbed.
The remains of
the now timid Tibetans now headed south closing up on the equally chastised Hepthalite
Hun chieftain Gnash the Gummy (aka the Toothless) at the head of another elephant
laden army of apparently all ‘superior’ graded troops, whether the mammoths or
the vicious steppe horsemen.
By this stage
a major campaign error by Zhayne Yahwot (Hindus can’t spell) the distracted chief
sandwich maker of the Deli was blatantly clear.
While having
the best, most attractive, well trained and efficient kataphracts in the whole
continent, all the other dishonest lowly rulers contesting the western end of
the Silk Road were all, and I mean ALL, packing numerous non-regulation ‘Pachyderm
Packs’!! Just because my alt-life was
distracting me from paying sufficient to the campaign preparation didn’t
justified a united effort to collect enormous elephant ensembles at all points
of the compass. Clearly there’s no
honesty left in the areas around the Roof of the World.
We caught up
to Gnash & his “S” graded rabble and challenged him just inside his home
territory. He turned to face. The winter had passed and spring was upon us.
Our plan,
being VERY small but near perfectly trained, was to close the field of battle
down and fight frontally with the kats which could take on anything except the
elephants which were to be contained by bow, spear and fast light horsemen long
enough to push the rest of the enemy off the table. We bought two super small commands of Ch’iang
allies (rCvS + 7x iLhF + 1 Bg = 12ME) to tuck behind the wings to run
interference and to die if required. At 12ME
they only produced a single “knock-on” factor and the high non-general casualty
count required to break them gives a cheap amount of staying power.
We used two DH
(difficult hills) for our plan. The
enemy swamped the area in difficult terrain too, most surprisingly, and we got
the weirdest battle field I’ve seen in years - almost totally blocked by difficult
going across the entire width of the table!!
Only three
openings existed, a 4 element wide corridor on me left, a single element wide
one on my right and a road through a BUA (built up area), nothing else. I had a total of 3 psiloi elements for
terrain work and I was sure the Hepthalites had very few as well.
I decided that
with my strong manoeuvre abilities I’d sit tight and pick of the enemy as they
came through the openings or over the terrain.
My fortified baggage imperfectly added some restrictions to the left
flank which was the only side a flank march was viable on. Nash deployed only two commands, and I was
right to stay put and defend against attack although the elephants coming at my
left were less than ideal.
Re-positioning by both armies |
I did a bit of
re-positioning and waited. The enemy u-turned
on the road and set about a fast attack in support of his elephants on my
left. This was going to swamp my foot so
using the regularness I u-turned them and drew up my position tighter. I also sent the mass of kataphracts under the
CinC leftward to past through the light horse and meet the expected superior
light horse flank march from the left flank.
But let’s be
clear, Nash had a clear strong plan for dealing with my strengths (and his weakness)
and had used the terrain brilliantly in a most unconventional way to out play
me so far. I hadn’t understood what he
was doing at all until this point when I realised I was trapped.
Trouble Arrives - Pressed from front & left!! |
The enemy flank
march arrived and contained more elephants!!
But it also looked small and combined with few hordes being on table, I
expected hordes to follow it on next bound.
At this point it worried me a lot less than the fact I was going to get attacked
on two fronts and chewed up by the on table elephants. In my mind I had conceded the game but as I’m
good at desperate defensive actions and could hang out for a time induced draw,
I remained mostly silent.
Gnash came at
me slow and steady, not getting strong PiPs and often being conservative in his
actions, knowing I wasn’t able to get away and that he had plenty of time. I didn’t get great PiPs either but with all
regular or light troops, I was getting enough PiPs to mount a steady defence and
keep my angled line intact.
Fighting for survival but keeping the pressure on. Tibetan kataphracts scare off Huns in the urban area without a fight. |
With his other
commands streaming around me and my troops slowing being whittled down by
elephants I was getting further into trouble without an answer and Nash, seeing
this, committed his flank marchers but I got the better of the situation
locally. But to survive in the long term
I needed to harm the enemy. I had picked
off a lucky kill on an elephant and broken up their groups a bit but never had
any opportunities to turn the tide. Time
to start taking the cheap shots as I could no longer survive long enough even to
draw.
In a bound
with short PiPs Nash had used a CnC free PiP to turn and push an elephant into
an annoying position which had stalemated the end of our lines.
My bows had held up elephants and recoiled one
or two and the area was confused and messy but generally flanks were secure on
both sides.
Taking the cheap shots!! Honestly in fear of the imminent Tibetan defeat. |
I spotted an
outside opportunity to take a cheap shot, by attacking an elephant in the flank
with a kataphract and by ignoring his front I could turn it into a no recoil
situation up against his CinC (with the fatal behind an El deal if I could pull
a kill result). Another kataphract
supplies an overlap while on the other side I needed my LhF (with an overlap) to
beat a LhS to remove then provide the second overlap in my favour. We still needed to roll-up well in combat but
I took the risk as we were beaten otherwise.
The light
horse won its combat. The other combats
killed the flank marchers general and an elephant and a glimmer of light was
coming through as enemy casualties suddenly spiked – Nash was now pensive.
The risks pay off!! Diced up & defeat turned to victory. |
Yep, you
guessed it – I rolled up, let out a “yesssss” (sounds just like SHESSus) until Nash called it a draw –
which stopped my excitement and we had to recount!! The no recoil and no benefit of being an “S”
elephant in enemy bound turned it into a doubling – destroyed hephalumps and
Gnash the Gummy stomped to death underfoot in the ensuring stampede!! In outright frustration Nash’s dice bounce off
the table only to be caught and returned.
Knock-on
effects breaks the flank marching command and a totally unbelievable and spontaneous
victory is achieved!!
Despite my own
displayed jubilation I really felt sorry for a clearly annoyed Nash who played
a brilliantly planned, prepared and well executed action but fell to the adverse
vagaries (not even extreme) of combat dice (& the odd inconvenient PiP roll).
The Hephalites
were last seen streaming back away the way they had come, towards the Kush
where they were sure to encounter the new current Silk Road Surveyor (King of
the Table). In the meantime the Deli have
added delectable elephant steak sandwiches to their impeccable menu list.